I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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