Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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