At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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