The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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