do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
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