please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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