pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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