I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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