Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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