I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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