Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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