I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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