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is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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