You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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