An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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