I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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