I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
the raccoons are back...
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