remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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