I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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