everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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