they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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