I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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