The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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