I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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