kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
why is half of my head shaved?
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