Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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