i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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