Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry jawgiej hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(281): View more from Texas

If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking

Fav 24 4188 998
share tweet
(310): View more from California

My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.

Fav 14 1498 3082
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(914): View more from New York

you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.

Fav 10 1795 3630
share tweet
(703): View more from Virginia

I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.

Fav 3 1689 2512
share tweet
(414): View more from Wisconsin

We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply

(1-414): View more from Wisconsin

I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday

Fav 10 5449 1135
share tweet
(612): View more from Minnesota

I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.

Fav 26 962 1728
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(325): View more from Texas

It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.

Fav 1 611 1059
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(317): View more from Indiana

When your hungover saltines taste like hope...

Fav 1 556 499
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(217): View more from Illinois

Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty

Fav 0 34 7
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT