Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
My cat gives me a boner
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
why do cheetos always look like penises
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
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