Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Who died my cat blue again?
Randomize
