please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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