People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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