So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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