no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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