You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
When are your genitals available?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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