Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
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