i was rollin on her like bob the builder
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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