who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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