You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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