I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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