i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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