The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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