Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
