Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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