I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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