This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
There r osticjed everywhere
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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