The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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