Christians are straight up FREAKS
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize
