I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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