i don't plan on having that self control this summer
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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