Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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