For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Randomize