I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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