Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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