If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize
