So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
