There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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