UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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